A mermaid navigating the world between the stars and the murky underworld

This is The Naked Therapist, stories about a woman starting in sex work in her 40s while also working as a photojournalist, trying to date and manage all the secret lives. In the movie adaptation of my autobiography, Paul Thomas Anderson will direct, Drew Barrymore will play me, my dad will be played by Alan Alda, the estranged mother played by Judi Dench. There will be tears, redemption and terrible jokes. Everyone will get a happy ending.